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June 5, 2017

Movie Review: Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody (Vivid - 2015)

Reviewed by: Rick L. Blalock 

Starring :

Kimberly Kane
Kirsten Price
Penny Pax
Ash Hollywood
Melody Jordan
Ana Foxx
Claire Robbins
Ryan Driller
Giovanni Francesco
Eric Masterson
Evan Stone

Synopsis

Legendary director Axel Braun brings to life the erotic adventures of the world's most beloved superheroine: Wonder Woman! Action, mystery, magic, and steamy hot sex are the key ingredients in this long-awaited adult parody, and the result is another masterpiece of erotic entertainment.

(Runtime - 1 hr. 38 mins.)

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In WONDER WOMAN XXX: AN AXEL BRAUN PARODY, we find Diana Prince of Themyscira, doing what she does best - fighting crime.  Her latest capture(or so she thought) is Angelo Bend, the criminal known as "Angle Man".  Wonder Woman catches the criminal as he attempts to steal a precious sapphire from the Embassy known as the "Eye of Parsippany".  She apprehends the perp with her ever-trusty "Lasso of Truth", but as she learns, even the iconic weapon of choice seems to be no match for Angle Man's weapon on hand - "The Angler", a weapon, that when activated, transports the criminal out of harm's way.  Well, he may have been unharmed at that moment, but later, it's as if karma comes back to haunt him, as he finds himself later outsmarted by someone that he assumed was an ally, the deadly femme fatale, "Killer Frost"(Ash Hollywood).  Meanwhile, with Superman on assignment in Africa, Wonder Woman meets up with "Batman(Giovanni Francesco), who is still suffering from injuries sustained at the hands of the villain, "Killer Croc".  Along with "Batgirl"(Penny Pax), they all brainstorm on just how it was that Angle Man was able to get away.  It is then that Batman believes it to be some sort of alien technology.  But as both Wonder Woman and Batgirl find themselves a little preoccupied with the crimes of their old foe, "Ares"(Evan Stone), it is elsewhere that "Lois Lane(Kirsten Price) conspires with Wonder Woman nemesis, "Cheetah"(Melody Jordan) in a plot against her.  The episode concludes with Wonder Man believing that someone is attempting to hijack her mind.  Confused as to whom it could be, she eventually catches up to "Superman"(Ryan Driller, again), but as it would be revealed, not even Superman is immune to such treachery.


Ok so to start, I guess it goes without saying that "Wonder Woman" is one of the most popular, and iconic Superheroines of all time.  From gracing the pages of many a comic series by DC COMICS and a pilot movie, and hugely popular TV series from the 70s starring the one and only Lynda Carter, Hollywood has since tried, but failed to bring the character back to screen.  In 2011, a new Television series was attempted but only lasted for its pilot.  But while Hollywood attempts to do it again as first, a part of BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN, and then later in a potential standalone film, the world of pornography has had them beaten by several years now.  I mean, the character of "Wonder Woman" easily lends itself to sex.  She's strong.  She's sexy, so yeah, we "wonder" how much she must love cock.  And for us, the world of porn has answered our questions in more ways than one!  There was a lower budgeted Hardcore parody prior to this one, as well as an Interactive Sex DVD starring the Superheroine, but until now, there hadn't been a high end porn retelling of the character.

So here, enter parody king, Axel Braun and co-writer Bryn Pryor, as they present a version of the character, which blends both the campy elements of the well-known TV series, along with the situations and villains of her comic book adventures.  As always it is a film that looks good, and is a good representation of the source material which inspired it.  I really did like the look of the film, but it is when it comes to the story, I feel that it has a problem.  Although WONDER WOWAN XXX's story gets off to a good start in that the plot initially focuses on one villain who has gotten away from Wonder Woman, it is when the film carries on, and ventures into other sub-aspects of the plot, that all is essentially lost, as any sort of straight-forward plot that there is, begins to resemble cinematic swiss cheese.  Instead of feeling like one cohesive story, it instead feels much more like a collection of Wonder Woman missions strung together.  Just when the film settles its focus on one plot point, it moves to another one, and so on.  Sorry to say, but it's just all over the place.  Essentially none of the film's plot stops have anything to do with one another it seems.  One minute, Wonder Woman is trying to track down Angle Man, the next minute, the focus is on Ares, and then later, she's convinced that someone is attempting to hijack her mind.  See what I mean?  Also in another scene, we have Lois Lane who's mad at Wonder Woman, because they both have eyes for Superman.  Nothing really matches up, as nothing is really explored.  It's as if all of these instances exist only to be able to include as many characters of the DC universe in the film as possible.  For the viewer, it's difficult to follow, and even more so for the viewer to enjoy as far as story is concerned.  So, with that said, fortunately there is still the sex to get to.

When it comes to sex scenes, Axel is good at capturing the action, and here it is no different, as the 5 scenes seen in this film are all fairly decent, although some scenes are distracted by the costumes that the performers are required to wear in them.  Of the 5 scenes, I would say that I really enjoyed 2 of them.  First being the three-way featuring Kimberly Kane and Penny Pax, as they take on the one and only Evan Stone.  But perhaps the film's best scene is the final scene, which sees Wonder Woman and Superman square off, sexually.  Both Ryan Driller(who pulled double duty here as both "Angle Man", and "Superman) and Kimberly Kane bring an energy to the scene that was nice to watch.  I guess that it helps that I have always been a big fan of Kane.

So to conclude things here, I have to say that WONDER WOMAN XXX was a film that I just wasn't feeling story wise.  It just felt confused, with no real plan, just a bunch of ideas thrown into one mix  At a length of 98 minutes, it just tries to accomplish too much in so little time.  Because of this, the overall story isn't really all that incoherent.  Coincidentally, I felt the same way about Axel's MAN OF STEEL parody.  They just feel incomplete, as if they are missing something.

My score : 4/10

Sex scene breakdown

Scene 1 : Claire Robbins and Eric Masterson
In the first scene, "Doctor Fate"(Eric Masterson) feels rejected by Wonder Woman"(Kimberly Kane), but that's ok, because soon, "Maddy"(Claire Robbins) makes him feel better.  It all starts as Claire begins to throat his cock, and suck on his balls.  From the blowjob, things then move into cowgirl, where Claire proceeds to ride nice and steady on Masterson's cock.  The position gives us a nice view of Claire's ass.  Things then switch, as the action continues in reverse, where things continue to go nice and steady,  From here, Masterson then takes her into doggy, where he keeps pounding.  From doggy, things go into spoon, where Claire opens wide, allowing Masterson to penetrate deep into her hole.  And then from spooning, things turn back to reverse cowgirl, as things continue heavy, before Masterson is forced to blast all over Robbins' face. - This was a decent scene, and a nice introduction of Claire Robbins to me.  But unfortunately for me it comes at the end of her porn career.  Also, I must say that I sympathize with Eric for having to wear that ridiculously big gold helmet that he was required to wear while fucking.

Scene 2 : Ash Hollywood and Ryan Driller
In the next scene, "Angle Man"(Ryan Driller) meets up with with his contact, "Killer Frost"(Ash Hollywood).  "Angle Man" is quite upset that the heist of the Eye of Parsippany didn't go as planned, however, Killer Frost looks to make it up to him by sucking his cock.  Hollywood slurps the cock, as she takes it deep into her mouth.  After,  Ash hops on to Ryan's cock in reverse cowgirl  Things proceed for a brief period, before things transition to doggy, where Driller keeps a steady pace.  From doggy, comes a nice round of cowgirl, as Ryan lies back.  The action is tight, putting a nice emphasis on Hollywood's ass.  Following this, things then go to missionary, it is here that Driller pounds it in hard and fast, before he pulls out to cum on Ashley's pussy.  - An ok scene.  It started out slow, only to gradually get better as it progressed.  The cowgirl position looked especially amazing.  And in other news, in these superhero parodies, it's funny when someone's body paint rubs off onto the other performer.  Yes here, Ryan's dick got a little blue.

Scene 3 : Kimberly Kane and Penny Pax and Evan Stone
Our next scene sees "Wonder Woman"(Kimberly Kane) and "Batgirl"(Penny Pax) reminiscing about old missions, when "Batman"( Giovanni Francesco) receives a call from Commissioner Gordon, who reports a crime committed by "Aries"(Evan Stone).  This causes both "Wonder Woman" and "Batgirl" to recall their last encounter with Aries, which was also a time that the encountered each other(along with Aries) sexually.  We are then treated to that time via a flashback.  The scene starts off with Kane and Pax kissing passionately as Stone watches on. However it doesn't take long for Evan to join in, as he begins to eat Pax's pussy from behind.  As he is doing this, Kane lies back, as Pax eats her pussy.  However, Stone soon comes to the front, where Kane then sucks his cock.  Things then proceed with the 2 ladies double teaming Evan's cock and balls for a bit, before Kane rides Stone's cock nice and smooth in reverse for a time.  It is here that they again mouth the cock a little more, before Penny has her turn in reverse cowgirl.  It's here that it's a rather bumpy ride for her, as she rides the cock nice and hard.  After this, Penny finds herself in doggy, where Evan continues to pound her hole from behind.  While she is being fucked, Penny proceeds to tongue away, at Kimberly's pussy, as she spreads.  Kimberly then gets Evan's dick anally in spoon, as Penny sucks and tongues at her pussy lips.  Evan continues to hammer it into Kane's asshole, as Pax periodically sucks him off, before he puts it back in.  This position continues before things dissolve into Stone unloading on Kimberly's bush.  - This is one of the better sex scenes in the film.  It features 2 hot ladies, as well as some hot sex, which includes anal.

Scene 4 : Kirsten Price and Melody Jordan
The next scene sees "Lois Lane"(Kirsten Price) meeting up with "Barbara Ann Minerva - aka "Cheetah"(Melody Jordan).  Lois tells "Cheetah" that she wants to do a news report about her Presidential pardon that she received from Lex Luthor.  However, "Cheetah" knows that something his up, and that is where the two get to the real matter at hand - the foe that they have in common - "Wonder Woman"  The conversation eventually leads to "Cheetah" talking about how much she despises "Wonder Woman" and how she always gets what she wants.  Well, apparently, what she wants is some of Lois, because soon, the 2 ladies go at it.  Melody undresses Kirsten, before she goes down to eat om her pussy in the missionary position.  However this is followed up with Kirsten getting onto all fours, where Melody continues, only this time, she tongues her asshole, and rubs her clit.  Kirsten then returns the favor by going between Melody's legs as she spreads wide from a crouching position.  From here, Price proceeds to tongue, before jamming a few fingers into Jordan's slot hard and fast.  Melody when goes into all fours, where Kirsten tongues at her asshole and pussy from behind.  - An ok scene, but honestly, not too great.  Just your standard girl/girl stuff.  The costume which Melody Jordan was required to wear in character, was also kind of a distracting.  It looked kind of silly.

Scene 5 : Kimberly Kane and Ryan Driller
And in the final sex scene of the film, "Wonder Woman"(Kimberly Kane) finally meets up with "Superman"(Ryan Driller) who has been away in Africa fighting crime.  Wonder Woman tells him of her terrible week, so "Superman" offers to take her mind off of it, and of course, things go from there.  Kimberly goes on to suck and throat Ryan's cock, adding lots of spit.  Ryan then goes down on Kimberly as he proceeds to eat her pussy. Driller then takes things into missionary, where he steadily drills Kane.  It is in this position that we get a nice view from underneath of the penetration.  From there, we then see Kimberly ride the cock in reverse cowgirl.  In this position, Driller fucks her good, as the pace is nice and fast.  The position then switches briefly, as Kimberly rides in standard cowgirl.  The action then transitions to doggy, where Driller keeps the pace, fucking her from behind, as she rubs her clit. - This was probably the film's best sex scene.  Nice hard action from both performers.  I have always liked Kimberly Kane, and she is kind of sexy as  "Wonder Woman".  Ryan Driller gives her his piece of steel, good here.

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